- Hell-oh! I am Jim Sonweed, your host and guide into the hottest news from a world beyond the ordinary.
Early this morning, local authorities found 42-year-old Mario Mangos Verdes and 35-year-old Victoria Public Medellin in a state of magnetic orbiting after an anonymous call reported two people walking in circles, one behind the other, without stopping.
Thirty minutes after the call, firefighter Sam Van Damned intervened with a cold bucket of water.
Susy Ortega is inside the trip with the latest update. Hi Susy, how is it going?
- Tripping balls, Jim. I'm standing next to Victoria Public Medellin to hear her side of the story. Hi Victoria, I’m Susy Ortega from Fractal News. Why were you walking in circles?
- I didn't want to but that man started following me when I was at the farmers market. He kept following me for about 15 minutes, right up to this corner. Until I decided the only solution was to follow him back.
- And that's her side of the story, Jim. Unfortunately, Mario Mangos Verdes is not available for an interview since the police are investigating a possible positive in banana theft. I am Susy Ortega, reporting live from the trip.
- It's great to be in the loop. Thank you, Susy!
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