Bienvenidos to Bedtime Flirting 101
Dear students, today we are going to learn how to set the stage in Spanish for a sexy time with your partner. Spanish can be an absolute aphrodisiac when used properly. With this lesson, you'll be sure to get lucky!
Warm Up
You are in bed. Your partner is by your side. It's time for some Spanish flirting! Make sure you position your anatomy so that your sexual energy is directed toward your partner. They are probably out of tune and entertained with some reading or doomscrolling. You are going to erotically tune them to the sexy time with a touch of Spanish tongue. Tell them softly:
If your partner is female
“Hey, mamita. Estás muy linda esta noche.”
Translation: “Hey, babe. You look wonderful tonight.”
Phonetically: “Ay, mah-MEE-tah. Eh-STAS mwee LEEN-dah es-tah NO-cheh.”
If your partner is male
“Ay papito, estás muy lindo esta noche.”
Translation: “Hey, daddy. You’re looking so handsome tonight.”
Phonetically: “Ay pah-PEE-toh, eh-STAS mwee LEEN-doh es-tah NO-cheh.”
Follow Up
You're going to be delicate and gentle with your body language. You're going to slowly inch your way into their personal sphere of comfort. You're going to infiltrate their side of the bed. Once you're close enough to feel their warmth and scent, with your legs gently touching theirs, you say:
“Tu dulce calorcito, y tu dulce olorcito, me ponen muy caliente.”
Translation: “Your sweet warmth, and your sweet scent, make me so horny.”
Phonetically: “Too DOOL-seh kah-lor-SEE-toh, ee too DOOL-seh oh-lor-SEE-toh, meh POH-nen mwee kah-lyen-teh.
The Threshold
This is the section where you are already in tune with your partner and can simply let go and flow in unity. If you haven't had any luck, the Quantum Satis Intensive Bedtime Flirting Course is on sale at $250! One payment, unlimited sexy time guaranteed!
Bonus Language for The Lucky Ones!
You lucky ones, who are in the middle of it and just can’t get enough of the Spanish treatment. Here’s some spicy commentary for during the intercourse!
“¡Dámelo! ¡Dámelo! ¡Más! ¡Más! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!”
Translation: “Give it to me! Give it to me! More! More! Yes! Yes!"
Phonetically: “DAH-meh-loh! DAH-meh-loh! MAHS! MAHS! SEE! SEE!”
“¡Toma! ¡Aquí! ¡Toma! ¡Aquí la tienes! ¡Dentro de ti!”
Translation: "Take it! Here! Take it! Here it is! Inside you!"
Phonetically: "TOH-mah! Ah-KEE! TOH-mah! Ah-KEE Lah TYEH-nehs! DEN-troh deh tee!”
At Quantum Satis School of Spanish, our mission is to help you achieve the highest expressions of life in Spanish. We hope you enjoy your Spanish session. Until next time!
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